Status Updates From Faithbreaker (Fallen Gods, #3)

Skedi? Do something I don't hate for once? What is this?

ELO YOU IDIOT NO. BACK AWAY FROM THE DEATH TRAP. Why do I feel like every five seconds I have to tell these characters to DROP IT like they're a dog? I haven't felt like this since the apothecary diaries yelling at Maomao to spit out the poison. Oh no. I'm falling in love with these idiots. Hannah Kaner I swear if you don't keep writing characters like this for the next 20 years I will spam your email /joking /maybe

I swear this book has an actual plot. As much as I'd like to pay attention to the plot, it's hard to care when the main character is more concerned with having flirty sword fights with her adopted kid's mom than killing the fire god. She literally saw this woman once and has derailed the entire book to flirt with her. She's so real for that. I too would forget the plot if there was a hot sword woman to spar with.

So there's a possibility Kissin's flirting actually worked on her adopted kid's bio mom???????? I thought the author was just messing with us. Apparently not. But the trade off is that Elo ends up with the king. After what he did to Elo? Not a smart idea buddy. But if it means Kissin gets the hot mom...I mean...fine...I guess...