Status Updates From Deathly Fates

"Instead, I stared at the bloody slash across the woman’s white throat, a curved cut that grotesquely mirrored the sharp, red smile above. I imagined the knife pressed to her skin, ripping through arteries and muscle."

So gross/cool

"The woman who discovered the massacre said the mansion was draped in blood and bodies."

Hell yeah

“...Yuyan was beautiful and young, with a well-bred air that promised a strong match. But we realized too late the madness behind her pretty facade. She was a practitioner of dark magic, and she used her art to slaughter every resident in Jing Mansion, including her husband and, finally, herself. Now her spirit remains, threatening our town.”

What in the Chinese red wedding

We got a haunted mansion now?? Is this Chinese Luigi's Mansion?? Lmao 👻

'“...But do you want to know what irks me even more than your father’s rule? The fact that you have the position and power to make a difference, and yet you run away from it.”

Oh snappp

'“So, you came back for money.”

“Of course. Why else would I risk my life?”'

Get that bag girl. No one's out here reanimating corpses for the love of the game

(Wait nvm they are)

When he asked her to animate him to go outside I low-key thought he had to take a piss. Took me a while to remember that he was dead ☠️