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they should have had this guy edit girl with the dragon tattoo, he would’ve saved me from all the IKEA shopping

So far, was NOT expecting there to be such an elaborate backstory. It starts off as the movie does with the little boy being read the Princess Bride by author Morgenstern, which is not real, just a literary device for the novel. The boy grows up to be an author, marries, and rewrites Princess. Except hes an UNLIKEABLE character. The story is interrupted routinely by the author explaining what he rewrote, so whyyyyyy