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When I was a teenager, I was smart. I was valedictorian. There were ten of us, but still, my point is that I was good at school. I also said tons of stupid stuff, because no matter how smart I was, I was still a teen.

Another school, Southwestern University in Texas, cancelled its production of the play for another reason: because the woman who wrote it, Eve Ensler, is white, and the show, therefore, could never be inclusive to anyone who isn't white.

The bad news is that I have no way of knowing how Musk will be running Twitter by the time this book comes out. I don’t visit psychics! 🙄

In 2017—does anyone remember those pre-pandemic years? —I took the side of comedian Kathy Griffin, who got effectively cancelled, put on the no-fly and Interpol lists, and was subject to a two-month-long federal investigation after....

It's the best way to look at it: Always apologize when you feel bad and want to make it right but never apologize when you don't feel bad so much as feel like that is what you are supposed to do calm pissed-off people down.

Chrissy Teigan was once widely celebrated as a woke, progressive darling, largely for her sassy, Twitter-clapback opposition to Mean Bully President Donald Trump and anyone who supported him—even demanding a boycott (some might say, a....