Status Updates From Lists of Note

“Try to enjoy myself when I can - I’ll be miserable enough as it is.” - Marilyn Monroe

Einstein gave this list of demands to his wife, divorced her 5 years later, and then married his cousin?? Hell nah man 😭😭

“You will make sure
1. that my clothes and laundry are kept in good order
2. that I will receive my three meals regularly in my room
3. that my bedroom and study are kept neat, and especially that my desk is left for my use only.

[…]

You will stop talking to me if I request it”