Status Updates From The Barn Identity (House-Fl...

The entirety of chapter 4 is from the perspective of the cat, describing “Family Cuddle Time”. In this chapter we are led to believe that the cat is NOT jealous or resource guarding the favorite owner. No cat has ever been fair-minded. I am a lover of cats and I acknowledge this. Propaganda.

Just an absolute slog of pseudoscientific bullshit. I have PhD in molecular biology and the “you know chemicals are bad because they are hard to pronounce” thing might actually be the death of me. There is no correlation between the length of a chemical name and its danger.

My number one dispute with vegans is their insistence that cauliflower steak is delicious.

Already puns :(

Already saccharine.