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But as much as I'd come to adore him, I hated that the act gave me so much time to think. And always my mind went to dark places. What the hell was I doing with someone so young? And how in God's name had I ended up here, on my knees in a five-star hotel, sucking some guy in a boy band's d**k? And dear Lord, please don't ever let my daughter do this. the things you never see coming.