Status Updates From The True True Story of Raja...

“Dying might be bad but not the worst thing to happen to someone. Dying and nobody showing up to your funeral was glaringly worse.”

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Less and also Martyr! vibes? though this section of story with the Bodhi is much longer than expected and the tension it's building is making me stressed. probably in an important way? we'll see how it ends and how it fits with the rest of Raja's tellings

“He drove his car as if he was challenging death around every corner .”

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i don't know if you heard, but this book is absolutely charming. i'm pleasantly surprised and feel ready to comp it to Less for its humor, but with darker themes and a memoir vibe instead of a self discovery journey + love story

“A Chanel handbag allowed you get ahead in life. But only if no one could tell it was fake.”

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“She couldn’t abide being alone so she stuffed her live with people. If she wasn’t with people, she was on the phone.”

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“You have the worst memory in the history of mankind.

If there was an oblivion Olympics, you’d win a gold medal in every category.

I’d wonder what the categories would be. I’d ask you but I’m sure you’d have forgot.”


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