Status Updates From De keizer van Gladness

“It’s a town where high school kids having no where to go on Friday nights, park their step father’s trucks in the unlit edges of the Walmart parking lot, drinking Smirnoffs out of Poland spring bottles and blasting Weezer and lil Wayne until they look down one night and find a baby in their arms and realize they are 30 something . . .”

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