Status Updates From Malice: The Mate Games (Apo...

“Fuck book club. I quit.” -Sin 😭

Merri is kind of naive. How has she not put it together that the person she’s been dreaming about isn’t just someone her subconscious made up? Even after she found out Asher is real? Seriously girl, how is your sense of self preservation that low?

"Drawing straws was an absolutely asinine idea. Angrily picking up his tea and rage drinking it. I didn't know it was possible to rage drink tea. But here we were.Rage pinky and all."

There goes the 5 star rating for excellent narrating! There is nothing worse than a British person who thinks they know how to do a French accent but instead makes them sound like a Disney character. It's just painful!

grim is slowly becoming my favorite

“Take this, and when you are ready, think of where you wish to go. Throw it on the ground and step through the portal, which will open immediately. Et voilà!”

okay percy jackson

grim breaking her heart like that and the rest just being quiet like

“Don’t abandon what we have for Sin”

sin has always welcomed the harem im getting kinda real tired of the sin hate

“Saddle up. It’s time for the four horsemen to ride”

man i love sin

man malice deserved a better first time w her😭