Status Updates From Golden

"I don't know how to fix it, and maybe I can't. Maybe something in me is broken forever."

"No amount of hard work and self-belief can bring someone back from the dead."

'I wanted to put her phone in a blender.'
'It might have made a good video.'

'Have you said the words,"George, I am sexually attracted to you" to her face?'
Hazel shakes her head again.
'Then she has no idea.'

"We sit like that for a bit, staring out at the ocean while the sun climbs higher and I slowly put my heart back together."

'Okay, so maybe you like kale, but what about your mum?'

😂😂

'Actually it was me who asked.'
'Yeah, but I winked at them, and that's why they decided to help us.'

"Girls are always taking advantage of me. Luring me into cars with the promise of sparkling conversation and then taking my clothes off."

These kids are priceless, or should I say pure gold