Status Updates From Above (Darkness Reigns, #1)

So the main character is 50, but hasn’t aged since she turned 25. She lives with her parents (who haven’t aged much since their 50’s I think, thanks to a special potion) and her sister (who also takes the potion) whom she also shares a room with. Neither sister is in a relationship or has moved out and they literally fight like children. Literally sticking tongues out and mimicking. HOW is this book popular??

Took a second to get into this but I’m very invested now

Talon bby what is you dooiiinnn

Azazel is on my LAST NERVE

16% in and we’re already plotting people’s demise? Love that for me

I’m locked in 🙂‍↕️

First line of chapter 1, “leave it to a rich man to be an absolute disappointment.” YUP, I’m going to enjoy this book.

“Who did this to you little void” ….. Oooooooo shit this does not sound like the guy who wanted to kill her anymore ooooo shit!!!

“Careful, Azazel, it almost seems like you care.”

*insert screaming cat meme*

“I’ve already told you I like you.”
“You told me you’d like me dead at your feet!”

I love their banter even tho I still don’t like him

“You know, when I’m angry, I don’t usually condemn an entire group of people simply for existing.”

Sighs in middle eastern 😔

Eww Talon you are really pissing me off with the possessive, forceful love bullshit.

Her eyes met mine, enemies acknowledging one another, born to hate and loathe. To tear apart everything the other held dear. We both stood in one another’s way.

“I favored the shadow chains—especially when it felt like I was using the shackles so many had placed on me…”

DAS MY GURL

“People will always find a way to justify the atrocities they commit in the name of their own betterment—even if that means throwing out their humanity in the process.”

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

“Nova is mine. The stars see her for what she truly is, as do I. So either get to know her and change your ways, or I’ll gladly slaughter all five of you.”

OH? Sir… okay…

“Supernova, you have no idea how much I wish this was real,”

tbh I feel bad for talon

“next time you decide you want to drown yourself, I promise not to interfere.”

LMAOOOO

“You know, no one else talks to me like this.”

“You need to be talked to like this more often.”

LMAOOOOO no but actually

“Curls, I have to know, what in the fuck is between your legs that has everyone so obsessed with you?”
- “A cunt. Same as you”- hahahah my girl got comebacks.

Not me giggling when she knocked him on his ass,
and then he threw a blade at her calf, as he winked at her hahah. I got issues huh for thinking that scene was cute.

“Your inability to style anything you wear is absolutely horrendous.”

“I am wearing the same thing you’re wearing now.”

I’m sorry I laughed