Status Updates From Whispers and Wildfire (Have...

The oyster pizza was pretty memorable. And not in a good way. His attempts at seafood pizzas haven’t been his best. The banana curry was pretty terrible too.

Banana on pizza?

Apparently, it’s a thing in some countries.

I’d served time for credit card fraud. My sentence had been so long because I’d stolen more than $60,000 - a class B felony in Tennessee.

In a strange way, the time we'd spent apart had prepared us to come back together.

You don't realize how many people you know until you plan a wedding.

She pulled a jar of pickles out of the fridge and opened the lid.

"Really?" I asked. "First thing?"

"It'd midmorning. This is brunch pickle."

It was a water scooper, an aircraft designed to skim the surface of a body of water and drop it onto a wildfire.

I wasn't sure what was worse, being abducted by someone who wanted to kill me, or someone who wanted to keep me.

Dudes understood the iron-clad rules of the men's room. In and out, no talking, and absolutely no eye contact.

We don't even need to pick up the pieces of your old life. We can just sweep them into a corner and be done with them. Start fresh.

H#ll yeah, I still have cassettes. Best way to make a mixtape.

We were stupid kids. We're not anymore. Life has kicked us around, made us smarter. ... I certainly know a lot more about what I want.

I wound my arm around her heck, cutting off ... the blood to her brain. A blood choke only took about ten seconds if you knew what you were doing. ... The advantage to a blood choke was speed. The disadvantage was duration. She'd be out for ten or twenty seconds. Maybe longer because of the alcohol.

Don't you already have a grill?

We have two. And a smoker. But this one is bigger than the one we have, so obviously that means he needs it.

Men and their meat.

I just love girl time in the bathroom, don't you? It's so fun how we can be basically strangers, but bond when we're in here.

I've never heard of a porcupinefish. Are they dangerous?

Not at all. Sometimes people confuse them with pufferfish, but they're not poisonous. They're quite laid back, actually. Sometimes they're called the cows of the Caribbean.

(Multiple tropes! Second chance romance ... boss/employee [since she will temporarily work for him] ... small town romance ... friend's brother romance ... )

I agree she's smart, but I take issue with sweet.

Fine, she's ... spicy nice.

Luke is in his thirties.

This is a Lamborghini Essenza SCV12. They only make them for racing. … Those bad boys cost over two million dollars.

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Was it weird to have a crush on a cartoon character?

(I don’t think so. I found some of the Disney “princes” handsome. 😅)

Some drivers wore gloves, but I liked my hands on the wheel with no barriers.