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Megan
is starting
Nobody told me the one and only Zapata released a book LAST YEAR literally how’d I miss this?
— 8 hours, 38 min ago
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thegemmmm
is starting
Why is she talking about this dog like it’s a human child
— Mar 10, 2026 09:20AM
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Salwa
is on page 527 of 718
"I don’t want to be your friend, I want you to marry me.”
WITH 90 PAGES LEFT, WAR IS FINALLY OVER !!!!!
— Mar 06, 2026 10:30PM
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WITH 90 PAGES LEFT, WAR IS FINALLY OVER !!!!!
Salwa
is on page 440 of 718
I have 180 pages left on a 620 pages book and they haven’t done anything, they aren’t romantic yet and THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT !!!!!!!
— Mar 06, 2026 03:59PM
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paige
is 90% done
the couple getting together at 90% ??? this is FAST for you miss zapata. also, the best communicating couple you’ve ever written. also, i’m pretty sure, the horniest. and none of this is a complaint😛
— Mar 02, 2026 10:02PM
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