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Joanna
Joanna is 43% done
“Say it.” My throat is hard to get words past.
“You’re very cute.”
St. Clare tilts his head in interest. “I didn’t say very.”
“No.” Ignoring my nerves, I direct his head back around so I can keep working. “But I did.”


Perry es taaaan himbo, me encanta !!
— Feb 08, 2026 07:18PM Add a comment
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Noah Brown
Noah Brown is finished
*smiley face mask pulled up*
"a masked hitman?"
*pulls mask down*
"PERRY THE MASKED HITMAN?!"
— Jan 27, 2026 09:41PM Add a comment
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Noah Brown
Noah Brown is 6% done
i dont know what i expected given the title, but why does everyone have a dumb name
— Jan 13, 2026 07:28PM Add a comment
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Meowmeow
Meowmeow is 28% done
so stupid but I kinda live for the banter
— Jan 11, 2026 11:29AM Add a comment
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Pierre (pierrereads)
Pierre (pierrereads) is 52% done
The novelty and humor of this have definitely gone bye bye but I'm still enjoying the quirkiness lol
— Jan 09, 2026 05:35AM Add a comment
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