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Ashley May
is 88% done
Maybe later you can kiss it better for me 😂😂 okay Perry is growing on me hes such a ditz but good lord hes funny
— May 12, 2026 01:08PM
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Ashley May
is 50% done
You quite literally have bigger problems bro
— May 12, 2026 10:31AM
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Ashley May
is 13% done
1) theres no way you become a hitman that easily (duh)
2) why the fuck are you saying "pew pew". Just say gun. Oh my god. The tik tok brain rot has made its way to literature.
3) this is kinda funny. Thats the only reason I havent dnf yet.
— May 11, 2026 02:43PM
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2) why the fuck are you saying "pew pew". Just say gun. Oh my god. The tik tok brain rot has made its way to literature.
3) this is kinda funny. Thats the only reason I havent dnf yet.
