Status Updates From Ilgas žaidimas

The kid being the only character with common sense is frying me

This guy needs to start taking accountability he is PISSING ME OFFFFFFF

“C0me with me, love. Let me see you shine.”

GUYS IM LITERALLY DYING FROM LAUGHTER WHAT IS THISSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just read one of the funniest lines in the history of literature and it wasn’t even supposed to be funny. Unfortunately it’s a little inappropriate so I probably shouldn’t share it here but I’m physically crying😭😭😭

“In here it’s me who is in charge”

Shoot me and make it stop pls

This book gives me deja vu i feel like I’v read it before but I literally never have

He quit because someone broke into his house??😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m actually crying
He thinks he is special and someone broke into cuz he is famous, pookie more than 7000 houses in LA are broken into every year and none of these people quit the job PLEASE

I LOVE A GOOD BANTER

The tension is absolutely crazy omg

SIR STOP BEING ANNOYING FOR NO REASON why is he so mean😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Relax for me” “spread your legs” btw they are just doing yoga, this man is ON A MISSION😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m giggling and kicking my feet ngl