Status Updates From Dreamweaving

i wanted to finish this today but my eyes are literally burning

I was expecting 90% magic but this was just 10% magic but somehow I liked it??

‘“I knew it was a mistake to let someone like you into Tanglewood,” Ophelia said. “Now, the headmaster will finally see that.”’

Wtf sue her ass for discrimination

‘“If I wanted to make drugs, you really think I’d use school equipment? I’m Ace Montalvo. I’m not an idiot.”’

Someone did try to concoct drugs at my alma mater using school equipment lmao

‘She reached into her yellow Birkin Bag and extracted a $100 bill, then offered it to Deja.

Deja stared. “These are really cheap needles,” she said.

“Yes,” Tóbi said, “so this should cover it, right?”

Deja considered explaining what “cheap” meant to normal people, but she decided it was a lost cause.’

Take your rich friend's money girl

‘She donned large sunglasses that obscured most of her face, and Deja scoffed. Gesturing to Tóbi’s Prada high-heeled combat boots, Deja said, “There’s nothing inconspicuous about those shoes.”

“Well, just because we’re criminals doesn’t mean we have to be ugly,” Tóbi said.’

Crying

‘“What are you doing?” Eden asked.

“Looking up Deja,” Tóbi said. “I can’t believe I didn’t think of this earlier.”

“I don’t think she’d like this,” Eden said.

“It’s fine, she doesn’t like anything,” Fabien said, dragging his chair next to Tóbi.’

Lmao I can't with these kids

‘“Nah,” Fabien said. “I’m not flying across the pond to celebrate an American holiday in London.”

“I can stay too,” Tóbi said. Her parents were Nigerian; Thanksgiving was hardly a priority to them.’

Lmao real

“Hey Juniors,

Does your workload have you feeling stressed?

Your mental health and wellness are important to Tanglewood. So, we’re giving you stickers! Courtesy of the administration. Receive yours at Bartleby on Monday at 6PM! Hope this helps!

All the best,

Your Junior Class Council”

Stickers????

“Deja wished she could be a good person like her grandma, instead of being so angry all the time. Maybe then she would not resent her dead mom so much. Maybe then she would have an easier time making friends, like Cybele suggested she should.”

Aww relatable

“Deja had never cared much about school; she only liked the ego boost she got from being good at it.”

Should I laugh at this or

‘“What we have,” Tóbi said quietly, “are investors. Clubs and cliques like us because they benefit from having my name attached to them. If my name loses its value, becomes associated with trying to cheat to win, then those investors disappear. Don’t you ever confuse them for friends, Little Me.”’

The FMCs are so extra lol

‘“You expect me to participate in a process mimicking a system that cages and fetters the folks it’s s’posed to serve?” Deja asked in a thick country accent. “That suppresses individualism and molds creativity into uniform, capitalistic devices?”’

Girl stop lmao