Status Updates From Dollface

⚠️Spoilers⚠️



OH HELL YEAH WHO CALLED IT? ME! WHO SAID DARLA HALFWAY THROUGH THE BOOK? WHO SAID KITTY THREE QUARTERS THROUGH THE BOOK? WHO SAID TWO KILLERS?!

I do really like how the reveal was done. Now for the killers to monologue until the final girl outsmarts them and wins.

Wait… when it’s the killer’s POV it refers to her as “the doll,” and who else in the story is called a doll? Okay, so calling the main character might be a bit—a lot—of a stretch, but I mean everyone is a suspect. 🤷‍♀️

Or is Patti the Maureen Prescott of this?

Patti and Darla? After all, it’s described as Scream meets Barbie, and Scream had one obvious killer, and one not to obvious killer. Maybe I’m onto something, maybe I’m on something.

Maybe it’s two killers. But Scream already used that twist. Idk. Maybe I should just read the book, I’m in the third act after all. I smell a bloodbath coming. 🩸

Kitty maybe?

Okay now that Jill thinks it’s Darla it can’t be Darla. Darla is the Red Herring I know how slashers work. 🔪