Status Updates From Better Catch Up, Krishna Kumar

rlly enjoying this, tho i did think it was going to be sapphic (but bi4bi hits too)

she’s already wondering what it would be like to kiss him 🙄 yawnnnnn

I can’t take them seriously given that this is literally a 1 day old crush

I appreciate that Rudra has acne and it’s being portrayed as something pretty!

« “You can eat.”
“Oh, I’m not done, but I don’t see you eating, Mr. I’m Five Foot Seven. Oops, sorry, eight.”
“So that’s how it’s going to be, huh?” (…)
I can’t believe that Rudra is flirting with me. Again. »

I’m sorry but IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT FLIRTING? 🤡

This book desperately tries to be funny, and it really isn’t. The incessant attempts are a little pathetic, ngl.

they’re just burping and burping and burping now… i mean, sure, why not

The author is soooo desperately trying to make this funny, but I’m sorry. I already saw this scene 15 years ago on “Shake It Up”, and Zendaya + Bella trying to eat/hide that giant meatball will always be funnier 🕊️

what do you mean this dude has heart-shaped dimples??? what in the disney channel cartoon is this? 🥴

guys I’m bored as FUCK

“Rudra Desai is definitely flirting with me, and with each passing minute, he is being less subtle about it.”

can we actually SEE this happening?? instead of just being told??

OH (⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)

desi movies raising an entire generation of hopeless romantic 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

ok rudra i see u 👀🤭

ahh the bahubali reference has me cackling (i was a hardcore fan when it released lol)

"me, i'm somewhere in the middle. i'm not your usual american-born confused desi, because i wasn't born in america. but i don't qualify as mumbaikar either despite having been born here, because i don't live here.
i'm both. or either. or neither.
like quantum mechanics."

oh krishna you are soo very dear to me <33

Yaaaaayyyy!! KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE 🤭🤭💗💗💗💗💗

Ughhh JUST KISS ALLREADY!!😭😭😭🤌🤌🤌🤌

Ughhhhhh KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE.... WHEN WILL THE KISS HAPPEN???? DAMN !!!😭😭😭🤌🤌

"Does it matter, Krishna?"

Ofcourse IT MATTERS YOU IDIOT !!! JUST TELL HER ALREADY 😭😭🤌🤌🤌

"You sneeze like my dad" is all Rudra says in return

Omgg sksksksk what the hell 🫣🫣😭😭😭

Omggg I regret not picking this book before 🫣🫶🫶 this is such a fluffy and funny read 💗💗 also Krishna are you falling for Rudra... Uhm..uhm ? 🤌🎀🤭🤭

literally why is she so infatuated with Rudra? I don’t get it 😭

“Rudra did make a dirty joke. While looking at me.
That is the single hottest thing anyone has ever done in my presence.”

I’m so asexual holy fuck how was that hot? 😭💀

« “You’ll just eat anything that walks, swims, or crawls, won’t you?”
“Yes,” Rudra says, looking directly at me. “And I’m damn good at it too.”
(…) Did Rudra Desai just make a specifically bisexual dirty joke and look directly at me while saying it? »


Was that a dirty joke??? Perhaps I’m just dumb idk, but they were literally just talking about him not being a vegetarian and eating meat…. I mean, sure.