Status Updates From Le Miroir sombre (The Bone ...

It’s 2060, have the Leafs won a stanley cup in the modern era?

Bears? Where in Canada are they bro this is important I need to know

Jaxon makes me so mad I don’t like that he sounds like he could be useful but I don’t trust him not to turn around and do some bullshit later. Should I throw my hands up and say I’m glad he’s not dead or what

realized within a day that i have a dangerous emotional attachment to this series

She’s had numerous chances to kill him too and she hasn’t, GIVE ME THE GUN I’ll do it myself

Oh my god bruh I need Jaxon dead yesterday, I need him dead three books ago, I hope he gets crushed by a falling piano or something equally painful and humiliating