Status Updates From The Vampire's Receptionist ...

Eh
Was not expecting Kian’s trauma

Dorian bottoming was not in my bingo card

The amount of times my brain went “ok, now Kian’ll figure out Harlem and Dorian aren’t together” only for hybrid boy to remain stuck in his “I like a guy who has a boyfriend” guilt, I—
Thankfully, it was pretty much spelled out for him

It's funny how Kian's so convinced Dorian and Harlem are dating. What even gave him that idea, honestly

That was nuts. I feel so bad for Dorian. I think Ozen might be, like, figuring out that Kian may be our resident vamp’s mate

I kinda want to know about Kian’s parents. Dorian seems to be feeling the mate feeding thing a bit sooner than Ozen did, but he might take a bit longer to figure it out idk