Status Updates From Immaculate Conception

‘“Van Gogh and jazz are the same thing,” she once said. When I looked at her blankly, she explained. “Van Gogh’s gradual discovery of color in his paintings over a period of ten years gives us a way to understand how an individual can transcend oppression to find a loose and dazzling joy. Jazz does the same, but on a communal level....”’

What in the fine arts degree pretentiousness

“Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure wasn’t just a classic…By our third viewing together, she had convinced me of all the ways it was the classic, clearly an homage to Homer’s Odyssey.>”

Unintentionally topical reference lol

“I was especially drawn to art handlers, seemingly unable to resist the bit of taut forearm suspended between glove and sleeve.”

Relatable

“Is there anyone who knows a young woman’s body better than her closest friends? By way of love or comparison or some combination of the two?”

Torn between "wait what" and "wait let her cook"

I'm a little confused but will continue on