Status Updates From Prince Lestat (The Vampire ...

Aaaaand everybody is connected actually and no vampire has ever died and also they all are dating too

Queen of the retcon! Antoine is still ALIVE???? And he loves F1. Also this book seems to be shaping up to be a compositional sequel to Queen of the Damned

Sorry not sorry kind of loving the gratuitous but also reflective self references here. Like her novel is famous in genre fiction (true). The cover is faded and it’s considered a part of cheap genre Highschool cliche literature (by some)

Uncle…Lestan….right….and she’s a little orphaned girl…..riiiight….not a certain LESTAT’s usual suspect for adoption AT ALL….also Lestan can fly….and is only there at night…and is incredibly wealthy….ok……..

Whoah whoah whoah we skipped past Lestat being able to vampire nut in a Los Angeles lab WAY TOO FAST

At last. The main characters and plot again, Anne you are cooking with this one