Status Updates From Surrogate To An Unhinged Ma...

They really in there planning that man funeral before they kill him talking about calling it the afterlife festival and passing out flyers to it and having food trucks 😂 🤣🤣

Well… he didn’t kill her 🤯🤯

Without warning, his face was back between my legs. His young ass was wearing me the fuck ouutt! Me and Savant have a good two rounds and both be knocked out. I should’ve had a damn Celsius because this marathon ass fuckin’ wasn’t for Aunty. Shat. 🤣🤣🤣.

She gone die bout that dick, I hope it’s worth it.

I’m coming unDONE 🤦🏾‍♀️😭. Inside out, upside down, sideways, diagonal—every which way but right 🤷🏾‍♀️💥. And the gag is…I love it here 🫶🏾📖🔥.

Ze boutda die 😱😱 She gone die!!! Savant bouta kill her ass 🔪🔥 I’m over here screaming at her like— “DON’T DO IT, BITCH!!!” 🗣️😭 But she ain’t listeninggggg 🤦🏽‍♀️📖

So so so these muthafuckas just open fire at the mama funeral like that⁉️ They have no fucking morals kidnapping children and pregnant women but now shooting up the mama funeral 🤦🏾‍♀️ they need to die and I’m about to speed read until at least one of them meets their fucking maker 👿👿

Lena…. LENA… IKYFL!!! I’m sick of her fr 😒

I love Rico for Aria 🥰🥰🥰

Now why would Bankston call Javier a “legless legend” LMAO 😭😭😭

Bankston act just like Gio 😭

Braze wild asl 😭 how you fall for the opp?!? 🤦🏽‍♀️😭

Braze bold asl 😭😭😭😭