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“The men, though, could not hope to satisfy
My sick bloodthirsty soul, which needed more.
So kill’d I all—the women, children, aye,
I bath’d the lot of them in filth and gore.”

“For me the sand hath never been a balm—
On Tatooine we are encumber’d by
Too much of its most course and unkind touch.
It is an ever-present irritant,
Not like the peaceful sands of thy Naboo.”

“Mmm, a planet whole
Master Obi-Wan hath lost
Such embarrassment!”

“One driver calls me ‘Jedi poodoo’! Aye—If I should call upon the ground below, his bitter prophecy may be fulfill’d; I shall, like poodoo, make the bottom foul.”

The only way I'm getting through robin hood is by saying I cannot read this iconic piece of literature until I've read a chapter of robin hood. So far, that's what I've done.

Am I reading this because Robin Hood is just not hitting the way I wanted it to? Yes. I have to keep my desire to read alive. Do I have 4 other books I need to read? Also yes. Ignore that.

Droid army attacketh!

My heart strings on page 72 - Naboo with Padmè and Anakin . . . On to the planet of Geonosis.

Act 2 . . . Let the Shakespearean humour commence.

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