Status Updates From Sweetbitter Song

They’ve only just *almost* kissed. I can’t take it. It’s too slow 😭

every time i think they’re finally gonna get tid of the men, another one fucking shows up.

god these characters are the literal WORST. 😭 cannot wait for this to be over

real question is: why are the rape scenes described in more detail than the consensual love scenes?🤢 …it’s extremely obvious.

atp… KILL HIM. KILL THAT BOY. he’s literally caused nothing but problems for melantho for EVER.

‘if i ever saw him again, i vowed i would slit his throat.’ as she should. 😉

naturally. just when the girls are starting to explore, the men are coming home. this book is genuinely starting to enrage me. enrage, not irritate.

usually i like it when it takes characters hundreds of pages to even kiss, but this book is genuinely INFURIATING me. 😬

“i’d slit my own throat before i got married.” EXACTLY! THIS!

“i refused him” HALLELUJAH!

oh GOD, if melantho marries him, or worse, gets fucking pregnant, i’m going to lose my MIND.

OH MY GOD!! why is she getting mad a penelope for giving him permission to ask her to marry him when she’s literally been fucking him for ages?!?! she has absolutely NO right to get mad at her. NONE.

her mother is dead? and her cunt of a brother KNEW?! like i didn’t hate that wanker enough as it is… he gotta die now🤷🏻‍♀️