Status Updates From Offseason

Weird book but ok

I loved giving away cigarettes, due to a vague sense I had that those who accepted them were thereafter bound to me for an indeterminate period of time by an undeniable duty and obligation. [...] I watched the man's face as it bent over my lighter, sucking. His eyes were closed, as in a kiss on the mouth.

I'm basically hating this book. But somehow I've gotten this far, so I may as well finish it. Ugh, that sounds like the main character. All negativity, so depressing, and often outright gross.

So far my surprisingly immense enjoyment of this is juuuuuust edging out how envious i am that i didn’t write it