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“Really, Sid?” Esther says. “You’re going to be picky at eighty-one? You need to get laid before you die. [...]”
“And what exactly is my pickup line to a man who looks like that?” I ask. “‘I see we have so much in common! You have plantar fasciitis, too?’”
This has put a smile on my face for the last 20'. It's silly, it's funny, it's queer... it's perfect so far!
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“And what exactly is my pickup line to a man who looks like that?” I ask. “‘I see we have so much in common! You have plantar fasciitis, too?’”
This has put a smile on my face for the last 20'. It's silly, it's funny, it's queer... it's perfect so far!
