Status Updates From Above (Darkness Reigns, #1)

Boo I was hoping for why choose.

Gross gross gross

Oh ok so a deep desire to kill someone is love in this world 🤣

Is this supposed to be a love triangle? Because throw them both away for the harmonica guy.

We are all ready for that girl. Kill her or move on already

Why are we testing loyalty when we have made a point to show and mention that loyalty literally doesn’t matter. In that case, nothing matters why is anyone doing any of this.

I’m so confused, bro

Stabbing as foreplay I guess 🙄

You know I have to kill you, right? 🙄 please just do it

Girl why is he in your house

Um ok the nanny thing might make me DNF

Ok yeah I get what people are saying about the ages. So the way that informs the plot (them being slow aging and 50 + years old in a 25 year olds body) IS compelling, interesting, and creative. But it’s not working with these characters (which in and of themselves are interesting and compelling) I just am not buying that they are 50 years old.

Girl where are we and how did you jump to corpses