Status Updates From Evil Genius

“Later in life I would think long and hard about the ways we humans impose our narrow definitions of acceptable behavior on each other, and the way we're taught as children to never speak of socks, or long-legged crabs for that matter, out of context.”

1. Who has a silk rug?!
2. Drew is awful.

“For weeks my mother chatted energetically on the telephone with her friends about her narrow escape. The conversations were lively and speculative. [...] But of course I was eavesdropping, because her tale was about love and death, life’s two greatest mysteries.”

“It’s a strange but true fact that a typical person living in these modern times will cross paths with thirty-six actual, in-the-flesh murderers during their lifetime, along with seventy-seven people who are destined to be murdered. Real life murderers pass us by in the streets with nary a whisper or a sign. Real life victims pass us by at about twice the rate as the murderers do.”