Status Updates From Bite Me

63% in and I still don’t know how does vampire cum taste

“How did vampire cum taste?” my guy’s only asking the important questions here

Russel? How can I love you more when my heart is full of you?




Damn this mf vampire.

Idk where did I find this book and why I decided to read it now. I’ll call it fate.



This better be good orrr..

I'm being reminded once again that I don't really love office romances. its still good because its written by roe, but on a personal level its just not my thing

this interaction is gearing up to be really embarrassing for russell and i can’t stand it ugh jealousy like this isn’t fun JUST KEEP IT INSIDE!!!! why are people so bad at repressing like ohhhmygoddd!!!! it’s not that hard you just have to bury everything deep inside come AWN NOW! yall are at work!!!!!!!!!! i have to skip ahead i can’t do this.

SHOW ME YOUR HOLE?? IN YALLS WORKPLACE????????? YOURE CRAZY!!!!!!

me as the mc's are in the middle of sex "okay but have we considered the fact that the worlbuilding implications and vampire lore of this book are actually quite fascinating has anyone else noticed this"

“BEWARE: The book contains scenes with vampire bites, blood drinking, and blood play during sex.“ started jumping and cheering and clapping i ❤️ blood play