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I’m about to go the fuck to bed.

“I should have just been the friend she needed last night. I should have kept my hands to myself. I should never have ripped her shirt and sucked on her tits.”


precisely…

I just fking read a man I thought I loved take advantage of this girl at her most vulnerable mental and physical state and I am numb

“That would be only the beginning. I love to hear my girl scream, to pu-

Why does he keep fking going bro like genuinely shut the hell up u r ruining u for me SHUT UP BITCH

“I like when the girl plays with the ti-

Imma cut it there and pretend he is not saying any of this, what the actual hell is going on

“ Who the fuck cares? Is he still attached by his umbilical cord, or what?”

JAJAJAJAJJAJAA I AM ACTUALLY TEARING UP

“Can I give you a hug?”
“Of course,” she says as she pulls me in.
“Thank you for understanding.”

This felt so love island I am actually cracking

(Of laughter not like actually)

“Fuck, if you were my fiancée, my wife, I’d never let you leave the bedroom. Your voice would be hoarse from every fucking orgasm I gave you.”

OOOOOP WHERE IS ALL THIS COMING FROM HELLO GO BACK.

“No way would I let you out of my sight.”

“I mean, my girl. No way would I let my girl out of my sight.”

I just realized I’ve been putting the % wrong. ANYWAYS OH MY LORD I ACTUALLY JUMPED

OMG THEY ARE BOTH SLUUTS IM GOING INSANE I NEED A BREAKKKKK

OPHELIA U ARE A SLIUUUUT

Ophelia u slut

I AM SO CONFUSED I DUNNO WHAT I WANT, THIS IS A GOOD UNREALISTIC MALE WHO JUST LOST HIS BREATH AT THE SIGHT OF THE HIS BESTFRIEND ON THE WEDDING DRESS SHE IS PLANNING TO WEAR WITH ANOTHER MAN.

I am done like yes I like the other bih but he is in love with Ophelia and I can’t be mad at who he loves

Omfg I hate Ophelia. She is such a narcissist.

I ain’t gon lie, I prefer birdy. Like I’m not even joking I truly prefer her. Ophelia is just….. too much trouble and my boi here needs a break and he has this nice blond pretty, sweet girl who wants him. I will be happy if they end up together.

I am DEAD, THIS IS SO ROMCOM