Status Updates From Behind Five Willows

It’s so good y’all

review to come

She spoke with a passion that could set the stars ablaze.

This is everything I hoped for and more

[“You fell into the pond with such dignity and grace, it was quite a thrill to behold.”]

You’ve got to be kidding me, LMFAOO. I actually laughed out loud reading that line. It was SO awkward like he clearly wanted to compliment her, but the way it came out was just… I was dying of secondhand embarrassment and laughter at the same time.

The Pride and Prejudice vibes are IMPECCABLE

This was such a chill and sweet story.

Wtf is wrong with this dude?!