Status Updates From The Wicked Sea (The Wicked ...

So… he just gave her a totally normal amount of consecutive orgasms (five), she cried after the last one, and the salt water made her transform into a mermaid while he was still inside her? All 11 inches, BTW. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I have questions, but I don’t think I want the answers.

For two people that are supposed to not trust anyone and always look out for themselves, they both are absolutely atrocious at achieving that lmao

It’s picking up! I like how dark and atmospheric the writing is. Also the dialogue is more mature now lol

Whoa. This book was CRAZY. Mermaids, warlocks, sorcerers, road trips, dementor/Nazgul things, H2O: Just Add Water rules, with a tiny bit of steampunk pirates? The magic in this was pretty cool, the story overall was very fun, but that ENDING. I have no idea where this is going next, but I'm excited to go along for the ride. This was so fun, I'm excited to see what happens next. Really enjoyed this book a lot.

A little confused because this is so gory but the dialogue is reading like YA so far.

May this girls decision making improve because man, I wanna like this book but she's annoying me

The premise of this has been very interesting but *wow* the FMC's decision making skills are fucking abysmal