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“You really worried we wouldn’t accept it? Stefanos, who do you think we are?” Mama asks. “You could marry that beautiful hockey boy on the beach in Mykonos. That’s where all the gays go, so I hear.” // 🥹🤭🥹🤭🤭🥰

The stretch is new. The sting and the weird sensation of the resistance. But the pleasure makes it more than worth it. I love feeling him fill me completely. Love knowing I’ll be able to feel him tomorrow. // 🤭🤭🤭🤭 This is such a charming way to say his D is bigger than his ex’s 🥹🥹😍🤷‍♀️🍆🤭🤭

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Slooooow burn 🔥 slow slow.
Also, sorry, but that’s an underwhelming first kiss.

They’re so precious and cute, this might be the first time I’m not jonesing for the spice to start 🤨👀

1. Skate date ! So cute.
2. Walker Williams sounds 50 times better in the other narrator’s chapters than his own. wtf 🤨🎧 explain

I think about Alice describing hockey players as thugs who run around bashing each other into things and shouting protein! It’s hard to keep the smile off my face when I tell him, “sure, I’ll ask.” // 🤭🤭🤭 the way I LOLed at this !!