Status Updates From The Golden Goose

Farmer Skint wtached the galloping horses, not knowing the numberor the colors of John's,let alone the odds against it winning.in the fact,as they reach the two-furlong post,John's joy is only a couple of lengths off the head and going well. his horse won.

Farmer Skint was a poor unfortunate man.He aways sold things for less than other people did,and he always paid more than other people for whatever he bought.there came a time when Farmer had lost nearly all his animals.Farmer looked sadly at his two Jill and a baby boy named Jack.later that day,he went into his orchard,where there was an old hut.then he went into the hurt £carefully lifted Sorrow of her eggs .

I like reading this to my kids. We can't get passed the first chapter cause they want to keep hearing about Sorrow and Misery I guess.