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“By 8 o’clock on the morning of 13 April, the ship was just south of Gibraltar,and the main problem to exercise the minds of the senior military personnel at their daily meeting was the men’s habit of waiting for the showers completely naked in the passageways. This was not deemed to be offensive to the women on board, but rather it was feared that it would be titillating for homosexuals amongst the P&O crew.

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