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"i would never dream of cheating on him" funny phrasing considering literally one sentence before she says she was imagining what it would be like to have sex with her co-worker

is this gonna be a 27 club story

i actually hate him so much

i bet lauren is actually a deranged fam and she is going to kill or seriously injure someone at the christmas party, jut like mary feared way before

WHY ARE YOU INVITING YOUR EX TO YOUR CHRISTMAS PARTY

"breakout singer Avril Lavigne"

what do you mean he doesn't know his girlfriend's best friend... "please don't be mad at me (...) i need you to support me" MALE MANIPULATOR

why doesn't she know his touring schedule from the start

and then he fucking embarrasses her in front of his fans and accuses her of being antagonistic what a douche

girl stand up. he eye fucks another girl right in front of you, admits to lying about yet another girl and all it takes for you to realise you had nothing to worry about and to have a "feeling everything will be alright" is for him to... watch the Muppets? RUN AWAY

BOOOOOOO HE'S A LIAR LEAVE HIM

why are professional musicians only playing covers at a charity concert for 9/11

no pat on the back

"why are my opportunities less important than yours" CLOCK IT

jesus christ her parents are awful

if Cole dies during 9/11 i will pat myself on the back for guessing it