Status Updates From Just Watch Me

waiting i’m eating this up

“I close my eyes and eat, focusing on cheese, meat, and carbs. This burrito is a surefire stomachache, but there’s a certain psychic emptiness that only fast food can fill.” Okay I will say fast food has NEVER failed to cheer me up when I’m in a bad headspace

“I need to steel my nerves: if I were a smoker, this would be an ideal interlude for a cigarette break. Instead, I lean against the side of the building for the time I imagine it would take to smoke a cigarette.” Relatable lol

Habanero in the vag…

Oh no this is so good.