Status Updates From Anderson in Bloom

I don’t want to speak too soon but would this be an actually decent wlw romance book????

i can’t get over the fact that anytime they talk or try to talk about a heavy topic they just start having sex 😭 grown adults that can’t talk about their feelings mind you

i’m actually so obsessed w these characters

okay the smut is SO DAMN HOT IN THIS BOOK AHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh my gosh the more you learn about Nikki the more pathetic and annoying Anne seems i fear 🥴🥴🥴🥴

oh my god that was so hot i’m speechless……….

oh my god nakakxbhsjavdgausjbdjsjs IS IT HAPPENING?!?!?!

everything’s going so well with them reconnecting…i’m waiting for the other shoe to drop……..

OH MY GOD THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO KISSING !!!!!!!! WHYYYYY IS THIS AUTHOR EDGING ME?!?!?! and why am i enjoying it…

OH MY GODDDDD IM LITERALLY GIGGLING AND KICING MY FEET FOR HER

“Since you took off and it was one of the only things I had to remind me of you. You left me a half full carton. It was the only thing of yours you didn’t take or toss. I got drunk and chugged it and then cried when it was gone. From then on, whenever I got groceries, I would replace it”
SHES TALKING ABOUT OATMILK MIND YOU!!!! 🥺

Go mom for making Anne see that she’s a grown adult now and should probably start facing her feelings instead of running from them 🤌🤞🫶

this is so good omggggg i literally don’t want to stop reading

charging her ex extra for a bouquet to be petty i’m CRYINGGGG like why is she so me stop 😭😭😭

omg…i’m legit getting butterflies like ahhhhhh 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

this book is so funny!! i love the dialogue. the author really nailed the light witty comedy dialogue 🤌

okay the MC is actually SO me 😭😭😭😭 “fuck you and your book” is something i would very much say to an ex that is writing a memoir about our relationship