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The word "labyrinth" literally came from that palace

Impossible not to picture it as the Palace of Knossos in Crete after my visit there last week

Is Sophos a prince, what? He has to be

“Are you okay?” Sophos whispered from beside me.

😭😭😭

Sophos reminds me of tv-Daeron pfff

I told him to his face that he was much too nice to be a duke. He blushed deep red and shrugged.

Fuck he's so cute 😭

I love them all damn it

When Ambiades leaned in over his guard and whacked him on the head, I winced.
“Are you all right?” Ambiades dropped his sword, looking concerned. “I thought that you would block that.” He put his hand up to rub Sophos’s head, but Pol pushed him back.

Bro why was this so soft 😭🥰

O meu humor negro anda tão mau e tão sem filtro que, quando comentaram que um gajo que eu conhecia, que morreu num acidente de carro, tinha começado a fumar pouco antes de morrer, eu mandei imediatamente um “fumar mata”

Absolutamente nenhum instinto de autopreservação social

I've known Sophos for about 3 minutes but he's a sweetheart

Surprisingly very into it

Want to know what's worse than a bad person? Someone who is bad but believes they are good and righteous.

CUNT

Baela and Helaena burned the cunt harder than Sunfyre ever could

lmao not Emma

The only good thing about this show are the actors - I'm excited for Zelda, I bought Edwin Drood on DVD, I'm rewatching The Great, I might pick up Slow Horses.

And I may joke and rage as a joke here, but the writers and the fandom are so abysmally bad they deserve each other.