Status Updates From Le Roi des cendres

I don’t get why they assume he’s trying to kill the boss?? Like the rest of the gang would get him. Wouldn’t fear be a motivating factor?? Maybe I’m just too much of a weenie

Wait-one of the gangsters is dating a nurse! Do I anticipate a nefarious plot twist?! 👀

I knew those two were gonna fuck up

Unfortunately Arrested Development ruined my brain with Buster coming into his mom’s room saying “I heard zoo noises” :/

I love when good intentions turn a character into a monster 🥰🥰

I could never stand torture. I’d sign the second they showed me an implement tf

Baptists have crucifixes???? I thought Protestants didn’t like that?? Every year I swear Protestants take another cool aesthetic thing from Catholicism 😫 they started doing Lent!

Cats will fight to protect their owns too ☝️ I know it’s not the same but cats love their owners too 😭🥰

Those two are gonna blow the whole thing aren’t they?

I live in such a different world. I know some people really are like J where “safety first” means telling ur friend two strange men are spending the night so be ready to call the cops. For me safety first is more “no strangers in my home.” Once again humanity is a rich tapestry. At least her brothers are gangster murders I guess