Status Updates From Any Means Necessary

Lila.. so you ARE a plus size woman.. What is wrong with you using the “fat” word so much… dude.. not cool

Oh she is so fucking stupid… Literally… wtf

Oh my god this woman is ridiculous

Okay.. she wasn’t snatched in Colombia.. that’s a surprise

Wait a minute.. he went to COLOMBIA to intercept a child trade and he took Lexie with him? AND LEFT HER ALONE IN A CAR? Pffff that chick is getting SNATCHED

“What’s your favorite color?”
“Black.”
“You look really good in black,” I inform him. “And white.”
“That’s everything I wear,” he points out. 
“I know.” My response earns a laugh.
Callum’s fingers grasp my jaw to pull me in for a slow, sensual kiss.“I look even better in you.”
REALLY?? 🤦🏼‍♀️

She had all that shape wear on and now it is somehow gone.. Magic

Also EVERYTHING IS PINK.. Lila.. TF is this cliche?

“So next comes shoes. Lexie, of course, picks the pairs with the most added details—glitter, rhinestones, bows. Beaming”
Ugh.. my minimalist brain is absolutely disgusted.. At the same time I fail to remember if this madam actually own any pairs of TROUSERS or at least jeans? Only scrubs or dresses.. Red flag plot detail

I am so pissed about this that I can’t type properly

Like this is ridiculous.. She constantly writes that Lexie is so confident yet every time she call her not curvy, not plum or something… she uses the term fat.. EVERY SINGLE TIME.. then she makes Lexie call herself fat and continue to chug Mountain Dew.. LIKE DUDE.. WTF.. You wanna know how to write a plus size girl go read some SJ Tilly or Kat Baxter..

Dear Lila… are you a plus size girl???? If not.. then you have no business writing about one.. Cuz what the fuck is this..

They both are so annoying

“I have to pee. And, shit, I forgot to pee after the sex—I was too exhausted to even walk after that. But I really have to pee now, and I gotta try and avoid a UTI as much as I can. ”
He had his filthy fingers in your coochie twice already.. girl you need to run some tests and drink antibiotics

“Good.” I’m practically breathless. “I don’t want a man who doesn’t take what they want.”
Girl.. you’re not okay in the head.. like literally

“I’m going to own her; mind, body and soul. I’ll possess every part of her,”
How very NOT narcissistic 🙄 this book is making me mad..

“She is good, and decent, and simple”
Yeah, no shit.. simple she is for sure.. very difficult NOT to notice 🙄

Ooooh.. so dude was a cheat and wanted to roothy her okay… Makes sense.. but what the fuck dude

And lemme guess then Lexie will be still total hea with the psycho

He just slit the throat of an innocent man who was meeting her for a date… LIKE WHAT IS THIS PSYCHOTIC BULLSHIT??? DUDE.. THE AUTHOR NEEDS JESUS… this is ridiculous

“My eyes meet Callum’s when he reaches out to clasp hands in a firm shake. The same hand that was just inside me less than five minutes ago.”
Yeah and the same hand he used to shake all other hands before he put it in your cooochie… INFECTION WOMAN

And how they are getting it on at Governor’s party in Governor’s office.. what is this stupidity?

And I get it.. it might be for a reason to show that she is not from these circles.. she doesn’t understand that names carry weight at these events BUT fucking hell.. if you’re not stupid you should pick up on it already.. This just makes her look so fucking stupid and shallow and frankly childish.. Like say you’re ALEXANDRA.. Lexie is for friends.. Ppl at these events are rarely your friends 🤦🏼‍♀️

What irritates me about this book and other books with the same thing is that there are all these big and powerful people at the big events.. Introductions.. Giving a full name like a fucking grownup and then there is “I’m Lexie” like what the fuck.. that is not the time or place to go with I’m your schoolgirl Lexie.. MAKE HER use the full name like an adult instead of a shallow teen.

So he’s all healthy and protein shit and suddenly goes with smoking a cig? Ugh.. walking ashtray.. ew

“The way they keep saying family sounds a lot more like a crime syndicate”
Yeah.. YOU DONT SAY? No shit.. they are Italians

Kudos for the phone in the bra.. If you have no pockets.. that’s where it goes

“I’ll let you answer the door and avoid your office like the plague, promise”
Okay… for now it looks like she has a self preservation instinct.. that’s nice