Status Updates From Paradise Coast

You know those people that make you beg for information. They say things like , "The other day I did this thing with this gal at that place and stuff happened." So you're supposed to say what thing, where, with who etc etc . So it takes 4 hours to get one sentence resolved. That's this book. All of this important info they wont tell me until I'm about to dnf. I hate it so far