Status Updates From Adrift

a hot toddy is not coffee COME ON WILL DEAN

might be why i dNF, but you can clearly tell that the author is british, on account of the way that Drew is very much a caricature of a trashy why working class blue collar man with major issues, and absolutely does not read like a man who has won a prize for writing, or is currently in the throes of writing the next great american novel as his idol hemmingway's books sit on his desk.

I’m sitting here like, “PEGGY, GIRL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR.... with my shoes already on like 🏃🏾‍♀️💨 “BYE!” 👋🏾🖕🏾✌🏽

I’m over here like......GIRL, STOP ANNOUNCING THE ESCAPE PLAN! 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️Don’t tell Drew what you’re gonna do. JUST. DO. IT. 🤐🚪
Every time she tells him her next move, I’m ready to reach through these headphones. 😩🎧📚