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Marcie
is 30% done
"Oh, you are kinky," I moaned.
"Look at me," He laughed. "Do I look like vanilla sex to you?"
"No."
A noodle slapped me across the face. "No what?"
"No, sir..."
* snort + shaking my head*
— Dec 11, 2014 10:48PM
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"Look at me," He laughed. "Do I look like vanilla sex to you?"
"No."
A noodle slapped me across the face. "No what?"
"No, sir..."
* snort + shaking my head*
BWT
is 37% done
Wow.
You see, when I was recruited by the gays into gayness, part of my indoctrination into the Gay Agenda was a stint in the Gay Scouts. In addition to the mandatory badges you had to earn in Destroying Marriage and Traditional Family Subversion, there was an elective class in Lockpicking, which it turned out I had a talent for.
— Nov 26, 2014 09:20PM
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You see, when I was recruited by the gays into gayness, part of my indoctrination into the Gay Agenda was a stint in the Gay Scouts. In addition to the mandatory badges you had to earn in Destroying Marriage and Traditional Family Subversion, there was an elective class in Lockpicking, which it turned out I had a talent for.
BWT
is 27% done
Well this is obviously going to be a contender for a Pulitzer.
I shuddered with pleasure.
“You like it gentle, or rough?” He asked softly.
“Both,” I said. “Rough, then gentle.”
“Mmmm,” He growled. “Suck my balls." I obeyed enthusiastically, licking His giant meatballs. They were so hot and juicy, with just the right amount of salt.
— Nov 26, 2014 09:16PM
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I shuddered with pleasure.
“You like it gentle, or rough?” He asked softly.
“Both,” I said. “Rough, then gentle.”
“Mmmm,” He growled. “Suck my balls." I obeyed enthusiastically, licking His giant meatballs. They were so hot and juicy, with just the right amount of salt.
