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one of my favorite & most relatable lesbian reads in a minute!

rounding off pride month with this book 🌈

“As far as I know, “Natty Ice, the Smooth Operator” has never rambled in her whole entire life. Until she rambled for me.”

the bar is so fucking low

“But maybe something, instead of nothing.”

NO fuck that, let natalie do something !!

i am sorry BUT YOU KNEW!!! why would you let that happen to you, it’s one thing to be blindsided and then there is this

“I act like I’m following rules set in stone from on high. But the only person who made the rules is me, and I’m also the only person who is enforcing them.”

attack 🫠🫠

“I’m very, very good at figuring out what people need, and besides writing, nothing in my life feels quite as good as figuring out what someone is seeking and giving it to them.”

😭😭😭
girl, do that for yourself too!

“‘I like the way your sweat smells,’ I say, sucking at the skin above her armpit.”

i don’t usually yuck somebody’s yum but bruh-

“Back at the hotel, I put in a perfect room service order—a Caesar salad, french fries, and a dirty gin martini—and nestle into the bed, hoping the NFL Network has some good classic games on-demand.”

bro watches sports for work AND for fun? i mean good for her but damn

“This is Sean’s personal mantra, and Casey and I have adopted it. Things going badly? Can’t change them? Find the good side and live in it, like choosing to walk on the sunny side of the street.”

love that advice

“I know that the combination of black hair and green eyes gives me a striking, alien-like quality that can draw people in,”

now i am actually imagining an alien