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Cynthia Lohnes
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Oh my god?! This just keeps getting more insane I'm loving it
— Aug 02, 2026 11:43AM
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Kimber BoBimber
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OH MY GOOOD WE GET IT SHE TRIED TO OFF HERSELF IN THE BATHTUB WITH A BOX CUTTER WHY DONT YOU TELL US A FEW MORE TIMES JESUS CHRIST
(Not spoilers as it’s all the book talks about for at least the first two chapters)
— Aug 01, 2026 09:47AM
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(Not spoilers as it’s all the book talks about for at least the first two chapters)













