Status Updates From The Phoenix Keeper

Also, new lesbian bonding activity just dropped: seductively petting birds at each other from across the room.

We see the double mating ritual happening over here- tryna flirt by tryna get your birds to fcck.

Maybe when the birds finally get it, so will the gays.

In defense of Rubra, imagine you’re minding your own business, living your best life in your apartment and A MAN suddenly appears and says he’s moving in? I too would scream and proceed to bully and attack him.

AAA so close. Tomorrow I’ll finish it then return it TRUST