Status Updates From Disney Frozen: A Frozen Heart

《Kr*stoff: "It's going to be okay. Hans is going to make it all okay." 》

TRUE!!!!

《All this time, she had been sure that Hans was what she wanted. That he would be the one who could save her. But for the first time since this whole thing had started, Anna wasn't sure anymore.》

Okay suit yourself, there's no accounting for taste lol 😒 more for the rest of us!

《Anna: "Hans has twelve [brothers]!"
Kr*stoff: "He must be a lucky guy. Twelve brothers and now you. Impressive."
Anna blushed. For some reason, hearing Kr*** talk about her as though she belonged to Hans made her feel funny. She didn't know why she had mentioned in the first place. She supposed she just liked the idea of having someone to talk about. Just saying Hans' name made her feel all warm inside.》

Same LMAO

“You can’t marry a man you just met.”

Everything Hans did was calculated

《[...] Kr*stoff snapped, his temper flaring.
[he says the word "magic" sarcastically, A**a gets triggered by it and apologizes for something dumb]
[Kristoff realized he'd] touched a nerve. "I'm the one who's sorry. I didn't mean it...sometimes I say the wrong thing. I spend a lot of time with just Sven [...]》

Yeah, being a bad conversationalist excuses a bad attitude and mean spirit because those are related!! /s

I've always HATED Kristoff and not just for being ugly!!! 🫠🫠🫠 he's such a rude uncouth douche and no, being raised by trolls isn't an excuse for being an asshole 😑😑😑😑

I hate him i hate him i hate this stupid story so much omg

A**a: "I'm so sorry! I keep falling on you!"
Hans: "I'm beginning to realize I like having someone to hold steady."
A**a: "Well then, I guess you must really like me."
Hans: "I'm beginning to realize that, too."

Me: *giggles while twirling hair around finger, face blushing, feet kicking in the air*

Okay fine, I now see that that 10 second montage of their first date together at the castle actually WAS cute -_-

“Hans had not heard a peep about a possible wife for him.”

“And then everything went black.”

Okay so after I think 6 years of having this on my physical shelf I removed it from my digital Goodreads.com shelf but I picked it up again (from deep cleaning) and IT'S NOT THAT BAD...!!